Thing Koreans Say to me (Part 3)

Part three in my wildly successful and nationally syndicated blog about my day-to-day discussions with people in Korea! These are all actual conversations I have been apart of in Korea and they are usually much longer but these would be the best parts of them. Enjoy!

DRUNK KOREAN: Are we friends?

ME: Sure

KOREAN: We will always fly so time is forever

ME: Yup

ME: (Showing pic of Obama) Who is this?

STUDENTS: OBAMA!

ME: What is his job?

STUDENT: Obama is gangsters brothers!

ME: …

ME: This is the letter "A"

STUDENT: We are not stupid

STUDENT: Teacher must die!

ME: What?

STUDENT: Die!

DRUNK KOREAN: You Jack Black?

ME: Ha yeah ok

DRUNK KOREAN: (yelling at friend in Korean) this is Jack Black!

DRUNK KOREAN: (A man at least 50 years old says to me) 

Hey come here baby!

KOREAN: Get one tonight?

ME: One what?

KOREAN: Get a big one

ME: Big what?

KOREAN: You no understand? But you speak english!

ME: Repeat, she sold seashells by the sea shore

STUDENT: Sushi sushi sushi Buddha sushi horse

ME: (had a heart attack from laughing)

ME: Did you like the music video (referring to "Friday" by Rebecca Black)

STUDENT: African old girl so young, why?

ME: Good morning

STUDENT 1: Die day!

ME: Today is die day?

STUDENT: I die he die teacher die!

STUDENT 2: Teacher want die?

ME: (on the phone talking about paying my cell phone bill)

I would just go there but they don't have any English service

KOREAN: (a stranger who was eavesdropping)

My church have the English time, come to my church!

(gets a pen out and writes directions)

KOREAN STUDENT: Monkey is kiss! Monkey is kiss!