I have been posting these on Twitter and this is my second blog of them!  These are all actual conversations I have been apart of in Korea and they are usually much longer but these would be the best parts of them. Enjoy!
 
STUDENT: I am hungry please buy chicken before  
ME: Before what?  
STUDENT: Before 7, discount before seven
 
TAXI DRIVER: I love Canadas  
ME: That's nice, Nazarene University please (in Korean)  
DRIVER: Where from?  
ME: USA  
DRIVER: I love the Canadas
 
ME: Today we are going to watch a movie  
STUDENT: I have watch!  
ME: So the movie is....
STUDENT: IT'S 11 O'CLOCK!!!! MY WATCH TELLS THE TIME!
 
STUDENT: Candy! Teacher I love you!  
ME: Yes candy, you can have ONE piece  
STUDENT: Teacher is ok...
 
ME: This is my last time teaching you  
STUDENT: Next year English time teach us?  
ME: I don't know  
STUDENT: (cries)
 
ME: (Making hand motions) 1 LAR GEE COKE A CO LA . 주세요 (please)  
WAITRESS: Ok sir would like anything else?
ME: Sorry
 
STUDENT: Teacher can I have candy  
ME: Why 
STUDENT: So I will love you  
ME: I don't care if you love me  
STUDENT: I wouldn't love you anyway
 
ME: just a little shorter, I just want to clean it up  
HAIRDRESSER: No! Shorter hair, fatter face!
 
STUDENT: Trevan teach my class?  
ME: No, I teach 3rd grade now  
STUDENT: 3rd grade bad English  
ME: Yeah, tell me about it
 
STUDENT: teacher my English name nothing  
ME: ok let's try and think of one.  
STUDENT: Nothing  
ME: Umm  
CoTEACHER: The word 'nothing' is his name
 
ME:(Listening to Flock of Seagulls)  
KOREAN: Song about Iran? Iran not happy now  
ME: No they are saying "I ran"  
KOREAN: Yeah Iran sad today
 
STUDENT: Teacher eyes sick!
ME: What? No they are fine  
STUDENT: Eye 폭발 (explode)!  
ME: (Look in mirror) Crap!  
STUDENT: (Cries and runs away)